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This one is like the ‘before’ part of a Plain English exercise. I can feel the red pen itching to come out. It made me slow down and appreciate the objects.

And this one. Oh boy! You get a clear picture of the person who wrote it. I am relieved to report I was not taking small children into the museum and no valuable exhibits were harmed.

More from Sign Here. Thanks for all the orders and shares – much appreciated!

The only time I have see the word ‘injurious’, in Skegness.

From Pontefract’s marvellous Liquorice Festival.

A favourite sign from Byres Road in Glasgow.

A new book, called Sign Here is now available in the shop. It’s the fourth in a series of photobooks – a collection of signs – old and new, from the hand-lettered and beautifully drawn, to the idiosyncratic and frankly falling-apart. This was the first book I started laying out, as I like signs and have been photographing them for years, but for some reason the other three books jumped the queue.
Here are some favourites:




Sign Here is £8 including UK P+P.

I can’t walk past an old Open (or Closed) sign without taking a photo.

Some photos from the Isle of Arran. An island off the west coast of Scotland, full of wildlife and beautiful coastal views. And some interesting buildings and hand-painted signs.

‘The Tin Church’ at Pirnmill. Note the small but perfectly-formed bell tower.

The Boathouse at Dougarie Estate.

Lamlash.